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Parasitic sub-culture of Northern Ireland.
Characterized by -
Their pitifully ugly faces.
Tracksuits.
Peirced Ear.
Baseball cap worn at such an angle it provides no shade for eyes whatsoever, The target angle is about 45 degrees but such an angle is virtually imposible due to the laws of physics.
Incomprehensibe speech incorporating huge amounts of slang.
Poor haircuts, with bleached ends, greased fringe.
Ugly cheap gold jewellery

They have a tendancy to loiter in alleys, train stations, street corners outside off licences, maces spars etc,while drinking and throwin abuse at passers by.

They pride themselves on -
Ganging up in groups of between 5 and 15 and attacking isolated people
Drinking huge amounts of cheap cider
Smoking Ciggaretes (affectionatly known by steeks as "fegs")
Smoking large amounts of extrememly poor quility cannabis resin (soapbar)
writing their mentions everywhere which usually conform to the following basic design

...
=Smickers=
=05=

Impregnating 14year old millys
Abusing teachers and fellow students in a school environment
Their connections with paramilitaries

It is a good idea to avoid groups of steeks,especially if you are alone or in a goup less than half the size of the group of steeks (they see a fair fight as 5 on 1)

their taste in music issimple to say the least any rapper rapping about bitches or guns will tickle their fancy as will repetiive dance music.

If you find youself in a situation where a steek is trying to start a fight with you, dont stand down, they will attack regardless. Your best bet is to make sure throw the first punch, however, if you are outnumbered, run...like hell.
Never give in to their unreasonable demands. It gives them the impression that you are weak.

Do your best to stop your child from becomein a steek.

See also:spide, milly
Bob: Look, a bunch of steeks
Steeks: aye baleex ya foakin hoppy.
steeks by Rjhgy April 29, 2006
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Steaks in the house

When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women
Wow this bar has got steaks in the house tonight
Steaks in the house by Hef September 28, 2008
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i like my steaks rare 

a sick jesture of ones taste in women or should i say girls this meaning that the man making the comment likes girls very young "pre puburty" a term used by one who is a pervert or pedophile and is not bashful about it and maybey proud of it a real sicko would say this, basically it means you like little girls.
i was sitting at a bar one nite talking to this guy twice my age when a 23 year old very cute girl that was a good freind of mine sat down for a little chat as she walked away and i watched her he replied cute but to old i said what shes only 23 and he replied " i like my steaks rare " and i thought what a sick bastard. later that nite i went homeand went online and checked the local sex offender registry but he wasnt on it yet
Burt Reynolds has a wicked steesh.
steesh by Chris Bohn December 30, 2007

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n 

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

feet steaks

Delicious looking feet you might see at the mall or on a college campus near you. You would desire putting A1 sauce on them and then putting them in and around your mouth.
Damn dude. Check out Jill's feet steaks.
feet steaks by SHSUDECAT July 15, 2009

Steers And Queers 

The only two things that come from Texas
Holy dogshit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas!
Steers And Queers by plzdontithurts December 20, 2015
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