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Parasitic sub-culture of Northern Ireland.
Characterized by -
Their pitifully ugly faces.
Peirced Ear.
Baseball cap worn at such an angle it provides no shade for eyes whatsoever, The target angle is about 45 degrees but such an angle is virtually imposible due to the laws of physics.
Incomprehensibe speech incorporating huge amounts of slang.
Poor haircuts, with bleached ends, greased fringe.
Ugly cheap gold jewellery

They have a tendancy to loiter in alleys, train stations, street corners outside off licences, maces spars etc,while drinking and throwin abuse at passers by.

They pride themselves on -
Ganging up in groups of between 5 and 15 and attacking isolated people
Drinking huge amounts of cheap cider
Smoking Ciggaretes (affectionatly known by steeks as "fegs")
Smoking large amounts of extrememly poor quility cannabis resin (soapbar)
writing their mentions everywhere which usually conform to the following basic design


Impregnating 14year old millys
Abusing teachers and fellow students in a school environment
Their connections with paramilitaries

It is a good idea to avoid groups of steeks,especially if you are alone or in a goup less than half the size of the group of steeks (they see a fair fight as 5 on 1)

their taste in music issimple to say the least any rapper rapping about bitches or guns will tickle their fancy as will repetiive dance music.

If you find youself in a situation where a steek is trying to start a fight with you, dont stand down, they will attack regardless. Your best bet is to make sure throw the first punch, however, if you are outnumbered, hell.
Never give in to their unreasonable demands. It gives them the impression that you are weak.

Do your best to stop your child from becomein a steek.

See also:spide, milly
Bob: Look, a bunch of steeks
Steeks: aye baleex ya foakin hoppy.
by Rjhgy April 16, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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(n)Twattish member of the underclass whose idea of a night out is spending three solid hours deriving pleasure from scaring people shitless by just walking down a dark street and/or standing outside the Spar smoking a packet of really shit fags which he/she got off his/her mates who have this other mate in the UDA, right, and he blew the cunt's fuckin' kneecaps off.
See: twat, cunt, pikey, Samuel Graham
"Look at my new Adidas trainers! Aren't they spiffing?!" "Walter, you really are a steek."
by im_mad_as_a_hatter_me March 19, 2004
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northern irish slang, referring mainly to male adolescents who wear tracksuit bottoms and other sports gear, and who are stereotypically rowdy and dumb. known in England as "neds"
i saw a pile of steeks outside the chippie last night
by susan April 03, 2003
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A girl or boy that knows that lauren slaps and slays
My name is Andrew but I’m still a steek
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The steek is basically a spide native to belfast wearing tracksuits with scarily bright white trainers and have a baseball cap and if they are rich enough they will have some cheapo gold chains and rings bought out of index , argos or tesco. they go out in packs feeding off the misery of their victims and then wash it down with a mix of WKD or buckfast and the cheapest cider they can find then they go out looking for fights with hippies skaters goths and normal people they sometimes fight with punks and metallers but are often far too scared of the metallers and if you fight one punk you have to fight them all spides live on their native estate the largest of which is divis tower and steeks are naturally sectarian so be careful! armed nomrally with baseball bats or hurley sticks they can be dangerous and when in their red corsas and scooters they can get to quite high speeds
did you see matt get bate by them spides they were blocked on bucky and they gave him a full fuckin beatin
by Fearon August 08, 2005
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