Steamtard

It's a definition of normies people who are fanboying Valve and Gaben to their hearts, this piece of trash launcher often got bugged, Valve didn't give any shit to fix their launcher, in facts the updates comes just for the sake of update for Valve to fools those Steamtard into believe this update makes Valve "cares" with their fans while in reality its not. Valve support also one of worst i've seen from any gaming company!!

Those Steam Fanboy is kind of toxic people who will attack anyone who says anything bad about Valve or Gaben because according to them Gaben or Valve is "never being shady, or doing anything wrong", but they will defend Gaben fat cuck liars with all of their life even though it means being sellout.

Steamtard also kind of people who bomb negative review a game which actually decent but at the same time giving postitive review and defending total garbage broken game like CSGO, Dota 2, TF2, and others game made by Valve which is totally hypocrites and ironic.

They are normies people who blindly follows anything about Valve and hyping it like crazy, they also people who claim overrated handheld console like Steam Deck is "true innovation" while actually Valve being fraud again because they are basically copying the products like GPD handheld which already exists for more than 5 years before they decided to make Steam Deck.

Conclusion: If you are PC gamers be normal fans, don't be like Steamtard because Steamtard are bunch of ignorant retarded shills !!!

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by no_salty_no_jealousy June 29, 2023

12-steptard

Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.

My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

seatard

Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.

Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.

"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.

by KieranK August 5, 2007

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

by Soy December 1, 2003

Steamlands

Driving weirdly-shaped tanks through the British wasteland

Crap, we shouldn't have sold robots to the public, they destroyed everything. Gotta keep going through the steamlands, and destroying the weird tanks

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

smamtarded

the state of being smashed, hammered and retarded from the over consumption of alcohol

Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale

That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.

by dragonslayer523 June 3, 2009