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Mario steals your liver
Mario steals your liver by anonymous March 13, 2022
Monkey Steals the Peach
v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.
Monkey Steals the Peach by &owned November 24, 2004
making steals
An evasive maneuver, intentional, dangerous, and often illegal in a motor vehicle. Steals are made in order to save time, to gain a more favorable position, or just because you are impatient. Steals must be completed without causing an accident, bodily harm, property damage, and without getting the attention of law enforcement. (Completion of a steal is followed by a fist bump if you are in the company of others).
Making steals would include making an illegal left turn during rush hour traffic across a 3-lane highway without causing an accident.
making steals by Michael A. Price September 16, 2009
monkey steals peach
A ninja technique. Drop to the right knee, swinging the arms like windmills to deflect any defense the opponent may offer. The left arm is used to block any attacks, protecting the face as you slide foward without stepping. The right arm swings up and back, circling from the shoulder. Turn the palm up as it swings between the enemy's feet to stun him. Whip the arms as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm with fingers bent at first joint in a Monkey Paw or Tiger Claw fist. The impact will lift the enemy off the ground. Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediatly clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death.
monkey steals peach by AnGdyDrew March 31, 2005
See how the Jamaican pizza steals
"These bettys in Kansas City are staring to bore me; I'mna head over to St. Louis, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."; "Heard they had warrant for me on the South Side; I'm breaking Northend, see how the Jamaican pizza steals."
See how the Jamaican pizza steals by Guffy the WB December 20, 2008
Monkey steals the peach
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Monkey steals the peach by Get on ma horse October 29, 2009
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