Stealitus 

A rare disease that starts when a person has no control over the things that they touch or come in contact with

We are studying the disease stealitus in class today

Stealitus by Hotgirlme2020 October 10, 2020

Steamitis 

"Steamitis" is a common disease among PC gamers who use the service Steam by Valve.

The disease was first discovered when a player of 13 had acquired his Mother's credit card number during one of the first Holiday Sales. The child had purchased 437 games and only spent 39.00 USD. Since this event, anyone who purchases 15 games or more during a Steam sale of any kind has the disease Steamitis.

Symptoms include:
Loss of money
Limiting hard drive space
Sore eyes
Sleep deprivation
An 8 Steam rating or higher
AIDS

Steam User 1: Man, there went my pay check already. And my hard drive is already low on space! What the hell happened?

Steam User 2: It's the Holiday Sale, man! I just bought five games for 55 cents.

Steam User 1: Fuck. I think we have Steamitis!

Steamitis by BiGoDeViN January 26, 2013

Stealthsturbation 

Stealthsturbation is masturbating in a scenario that would require stealth in which you must to extremely aware as well as silent. Note that all parts of the masturbating must be stealthy (gathering cleanup materials, the initial act, and cleanup).

Situations of stealthsturbation include when your parents are next door, when your parents or significant other are going to be home soon, or when your sibling is just a room away.

Stealthsturbation by Staska June 9, 2009

stealitorium 

A physical or virtual location in which all the products are stolen. A place where you can get stolen products/services.

Hey let's go to Chuck's stealitorium, he has a bunch of TVs in the back of his truck!

stealitorium by Captain Jack001 November 7, 2019

stelious 

A cute boy with lots of dreams. All girls flirt with him. He has a big beautiful smile that every girl falls in love with. A greek with lots of dreams which one is to become a awesome soccer player. He is a shy but cute boy. Whenever you meet a Stelious, say something don't be shy.

I love Stelious!
Where's my Stelious!

stelious by ElishA in the house June 24, 2017

stealthsniper

When you are being stealthy... Also if you get refferd as being bear grylles you may be being stealthy (i.e Stealth sniper baby)

If you pull of a good sniper shot on a game, you can shout, STEALTH SNIPER BABY!

step: 1080 no scope
Jord: Stealthsniper BABY!

Ginger: I feel like bear grylles
Stealth: STEALTH SNIPER BABY!

stealthsniper by Stealthsniper46 May 19, 2010

stealthsturbate 

verb- 1. The act of discreetly masturbating, due to heightened risk of being found out. The usual context is in where one can no longer contain their sexual urges, and feel they must relieve said urges in a less than ideal place.

Last night, I stayed at a friends house, and had to stealthsturbate under a blanket to keep from going crazy.

stealthsturbate by flar-dar-lartz February 9, 2014