Stchonked 

Super Stoned. Choned. Baked

Dude I am so stchonked right now

Stchonked by Bad petrol June 24, 2019

Stonked 

To be crazy, out of order.

Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!

Stonked by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020

schenked 

what you say to a girl after you've done the dirty deed

male: you've just been schenked!!!

female: glorious!!!

schenked by towelsayswhat December 10, 2010

schunked 

Has recently been involved in sexual activities with another person and/or persons.

That biznatch was schunked mad hard at Girls State. She definitly had a good time.

schunked by Shunkinator July 5, 2004

Schöned 

To have committed serious academic fraud, and then be discovered. After Jan Hendrik Schön.

I've schöned, and now I've lost my PhD.

Schöned by 6EQUJ5 February 15, 2022

Shonked 

adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning

Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.

After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!

Shonked by Mr. Shonked February 23, 2011

Schenked 

When a guy makes out with a girl who is blackout drunk even tho her friends told him specifically not too. Can also be known as schenking someone or pulling a schenk.

Yo did you hear Steven schenked Alexa last night.

Schenked by SeñorPancakes July 30, 2020