Stchonked
Stchonked by Bad petrol June 24, 2019
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Stonked
Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
Stonked by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020
schenked
schenked by towelsayswhat December 10, 2010
schunked
schunked by Shunkinator July 5, 2004
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Shonked
adj: The state of being after having a good time. You have drank to your full capacity and/or reached the apex of your high. One Long Island too many? An extra painkiller after your wisdom teeth get pulled? Someone slipped you a wizard grass brownie? SHONKED! Being shonked always makes for an amazing night but more often than not, a horrible morning
Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
Key features of a person being shonked include, but are not limited to; blood shot eyes, walking aimlessly, the ability to sleep anywhere under any circumstances and the inability to put together meaningful sentences.
After those 6 tall boyz and a couple bong rips Mike was so shonked he couldnt even move! So we took his picture and posted it on shonked.com!
Shonked by Mr. Shonked February 23, 2011
Schenked
When a guy makes out with a girl who is blackout drunk even tho her friends told him specifically not too. Can also be known as schenking someone or pulling a schenk.
Schenked by SeñorPancakes July 30, 2020
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