Schoked 

The act of being super shooked af that you choked thus schoked. From the word shock and choke.

She was schoked when she saw her crush.

(Insert your crush's name) is hot af, I was schoked to death.

Schoked by @_vanaid August 15, 2018

Shoked

(sh-OAK-ed) adj., The feeling of being surprised in a good way; of being shocked and stoked at the same time.

I'm shoked! I can't believe I won these Kiss tickets!

Shoked by Jason Watts April 22, 2009

Schoedinger's STD 

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =

Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.

Schoedinger's STD by HanLono April 23, 2013

Schöned 

To have committed serious academic fraud, and then be discovered. After Jan Hendrik Schön.

I've schöned, and now I've lost my PhD.

Schöned by 6EQUJ5 February 15, 2022

shoked

shocked but sNazZily

pronounced: sock-ed, yes as in sock

wow. when i saw that atrocity i was SHOKED. luckily i remained snazzy as ever

shoked by the snazzy linguist November 25, 2018

Schmoked 

Smoking weed

And then we schmoked so much shit, I was totally stoned.

Schmoked by Swineohnine November 10, 2009

shoked

shocked but sNazZily

pronounced: sock-ed, yes as in sock

wow. when i saw that atrocity i was SHOKED. but luckily i remained snazzy as ever

shoked by the snazzy linguist November 25, 2018