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Stayready 

The state of being “ready” for anything and more specifically, clean anal sex. Closely associated with the phrase, “If you stay ready, you don’t have to get ready!” amplified by the sexual wellness brand and their flagship dietary fiber supplement, Pure for Men.
I don’t need time to get ready for fun tonight because I stayready.
Stayready by Pure for Men February 8, 2023
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stayfrostyyy

Frosty or “@Stayfrostyyy” on tiktok, is a USA based influencer and tiktok star known for his “kids named Aiden” video series, garnering him over a quarter million international followers and 13.5 million total likes. He is extremely passionate about his videos and his fans and has an incredibly supportive audience on instagram and tiktok. He is also a very experienced editor, graphics disigner, and visual animator.
"yo have you seen stayfrostyyy's video? its halarious!"
stayfrostyyy by Timiscool July 8, 2021
Une fille ou la blonde de qqun.
Wesh bro t'a l'air tellement down, c'est le temps de te get une styfe, gros.

T'as-tu vu la styfe à Jacob? Une vraie pièce d'art celle-là.
styfe by mapleicious_memes October 24, 2020
A small town in Ontario Canada, with about 3 black people and several churches and retirement homes. As well as two corner stores directly adjacent to each other. Most commonly known as the town near Wasaga Beach.
Guy 1: "Have you ever been to stayner?"
Guy 2: "Whats a Stayner?"
Stayner by Bocaj Nosredna January 9, 2012
Check out that styfe over there. Damn, she looks good!
Styfe by Fourtwinnieppl January 21, 2015
A stafe is a penis that is curly
Girl: take down your pants
Guy: but i have a stafe
Girl: ok I will just spin when i ride it
stafe by Anooka stafes September 3, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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