stafe

A stafe is a penis that is curly

Girl: take down your pants
Guy: but i have a stafe
Girl: ok I will just spin when i ride it

by Anooka stafes September 3, 2017

stafe

A verb derived from the words 'stay' and 'safe'. Means to stay safe at all times.

Marie : We've been experiencing heavy rains here
Melda : Stafe!!

by clown club city November 6, 2019

Stafe

1. A revolting state of Vegan zombification
2. Used to describe one who is (or looks like) a zombie who has been around for countless milleniums.
3. Being the first to do somthing; doing somthing before anyone else, regardless of the fact that you didn't do it first at all

e.g. " shit! you look like stafe!" - you look dead.
" im the stafe of this" - i did this before anyone else.

by Jamezord!!! December 14, 2008

Keep you safe

"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".

"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."

"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."

"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'

by RayBidd February 9, 2022

safe music

songs easily identified by accessible melodies and catchy choruses, normally played on mainstream or pop radio stations. Safe music, or having safe musical tastes, is often singable and easy to listen to by a wide and diverse audience.

All Brian listens to is safe music. Whenever the tunes sound heavy or edgy, he changes the station.

by D.S. Credito March 8, 2015

safe school

An Australian primary school which has dropped education and is now a daytime gender transitioning clinic for young children, where parents have no control.

Don't want to rush into your child's Gender Transition? Their school will do it anyway, with the help of Safe Schools. They don't need your consent.

by HbombBrisley March 27, 2019

Safety Scissoring

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.

I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.

by ETMZ October 9, 2014