Skip to main content
Albeit an older definition, a staffer is a person who works for a company, group, organization, etc. So basically an older way of calling yourself an employee.
Random guy: What do you do in life?
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!
Staffer by 1supermiguel January 13, 2015
Words you can keep

Staffer DEFINER 

Staffer Definer Means That a Staff Worker Defined

black-staffer 

The employer of African Americans.
"Justin, you are a black-staffing son-of-a-bitch"

Timmy is a black-staffer, whom hired 12 eligible African Americans.

"Randy, you are nothing but a black-staffing whore."

myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.
Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)
myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020

Stafford County 

Stafford County is a place that is in close proximity to Quantico Marine base and just about an hour south of Washington D.C. As legend has it Stafford County is believed to be a black hole. No attractions at all just a movie theater...Oh wait there’s not even one of those. Stafford is also notorious for clearing land for CVS’s, Walmarts, and places with overpriced rent or mortgage payments. I mean what do you pay for to live there? Good luck traveling out of Stafford because traffic will have you by the balls and when you decide to stay in Stafford, Quantico bomb testing will send the slightest shake to your home every other morning. Stafford County is so boring that this “slight shake” is considered very entertaining. God save your Stafford teens souls because boredom will be inevitable. Parents prepare to fork out some cash to get your houses power washed and cars detailed because depending on how much of an asshole your child is in school these assets will have egg, syrup, bologna, pee or even shit on it. Stafford County teenagers become Picasso with their creativity when they are so fucking bored. Overall, Stafford will suck out whatever life you have in you as it does most of its residents. When you go off to college most people you meet would have never even heard of Stafford County, which says a lot about it. On the bright side Stafford can be a good quiet place to retire or go to the neighborhood gas station called wawa. Otherwise this Stafford is truly a lost cause.
“Do you guys want to play hide-n-go seek in Walmart?” Dude of course I love all the hiding spots in the Stafford County Walmart."

“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”

“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”

“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”

“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”

Spaffers 

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum
I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum
Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

de stafford 

de Stafford is a shit hole in Caterham full of dickheads. this shit hole could also be referred to as a school.
she comes from de stafford - what a shit hole
de stafford by luulaalii January 23, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next