Thornbury 

A town that has the worst football team ever. Where every child goes to castle and smokes alot of weed.

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Thornbury by Aguycalledme August 22, 2018

Thornbury 

A stoned town near bristol where everyone who lives there is stoned to their eyeballs in any class A drug, even the toddlers.

The Police might as well not be there since they're stoned aswell, One in every 3 people are missing body parts.

Nobody is safe to walk the streets cos of druggys, There's a 2 nuclear reactors for every 1 house and the water is green.

Guy - You been to Thornbury?
Guy #2 - My cousin did and died.

Thornbury by The Koaladude September 25, 2005

Thornbury 

A town in Ontario where people get away with anything they want and have all slept with each other at least once. Half of the teenager population will get wasted every chance they get, and the other half will be high as a kite all the time. If you are an outsider, you will be lucky if you can make it out alive of one of their party’s, (if they even let you in). Constant drama, drugs and running from the cops, take place in this town.

Person 1: I heard about this party in Thornbury. You wanna go?

Person 2: We live in Wasaga.

Person 1: and?

Person 2: I’m trying to stay alive for the next lil bit!

Thornbury by Whorewhoscores April 2, 2021

Thornbury 

A small town 20 minutes outside of Bristol, full of scabby crackheads and lots of gossipers, the local gossipers usually hang around the swan pub that sell over priced watered down beer And the local crackheads usually hang round crazy carols!

Hey Ben, fancy coming round crazy carols in Thornbury Annies invited me round she said there’s a party with loads of hot chicks!

I’m alright mate, heard that carol is nuts, starts going crazy on you and rings the police, I heard of some bad things that have happened around there!

Thornbury by Slaytheostrich October 16, 2022

thornburging 

Raising your cup, as if to make a toast, eye level while slightly tilting your head.

Everybody in the meeting was confused by the way he kept thornburging his cup before every sip of coffee.

thornburging by CrunkJooce April 18, 2010

The Nigel Thornberry 

When a man pleasures a woman only using his nose. The man doing so usually has an abnormally large or pointy nose.

"Dude I gave my girlfriend the Nigel Thornberry last night, I've never heard her climax like that before."

The Nigel Thornberry by Red Everest November 20, 2013

Nigel Thornberry

Nigel Thornberry, originally a cartoon character on the 90s Nickelodeon series The Wild Thornberrys. He's portrayed as an adventurous wildlife documentarian who often rambles in an indiscernible English accent.

He recently became an internet meme, featuring his random ramblings of put into songs such as Firework by Katy Perry, Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha, and Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.

He's also been featured in GIFs, and traditional meme captions saying things like "They said I could be anything, so I became a BLARGHHARGHHH!" and "Keep calm and BLARGHHARGHH on."

In conclusion, Nigel Thornberry is the most awesome cartoon ever. And if you disagree, you can go blarghharghhh yourself.

BABY YOU'RE A BLARGHHARGHHHH!

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how big is your nose?

On a scale of 1 to Nigel Thornberry, how smashing are you?

Nigel Thornberry by Distances. July 1, 2011