A town in Ontario where people get away with anything they want and have all slept with each other at least once. Half of the teenager population will get wasted every chance they get, and the other half will be high as a kite all the time. If you are an outsider, you will be lucky if you can make it out alive of one of their party’s, (if they even let you in). Constant drama, drugs and running from the cops, take place in this town.
Person 1: I heard about this party in Thornbury. You wanna go?
Person 2: We live in Wasaga.
Person 1: and?
Person 2: I’m trying to stay alive for the next lil bit!
A small town 20 minutes outside of Bristol, full of scabby crackheads and lots of gossipers, the local gossipers usually hang around the swan pub that sell over priced watered down beer And the local crackheads usually hang round crazy carols!
Hey Ben, fancy coming round crazy carols in Thornbury Annies invited me round she said there’s a party with loads of hot chicks!
I’m alright mate, heard that carol is nuts, starts going crazy on you and rings the police, I heard of some bad things that have happened around there!
Nigel Thornberry, originally a cartoon character on the 90s Nickelodeon series The Wild Thornberrys. He's portrayed as an adventurous wildlife documentarian who often rambles in an indiscernible English accent.
He recently became an internet meme, featuring his random ramblings of put into songs such as Firework by Katy Perry, Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha, and Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.
He's also been featured in GIFs, and traditional meme captions saying things like "They said I could be anything, so I became a BLARGHHARGHHH!" and "Keep calm and BLARGHHARGHH on."
In conclusion, Nigel Thornberry is the most awesome cartoon ever. And if you disagree, you can go blarghharghhh yourself.
BABY YOU'RE A BLARGHHARGHHHH!
On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how big is your nose?
On a scale of 1 to Nigel Thornberry, how smashing are you?