statefarm
A nickname sometimes given to people named jake. This is because of the famous Jake from Statefarm adds.
Wazz up, Statefarm
statefarm by Thesalamanderpanda May 22, 2018
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StateFarm
It's an evil car insurance company. You know that commercial where the fisherman is like "YOU GOTTA BE QUICKER THAN THAT!!!!" Well, that's what StateFarm does to you. They are only so big cause of their advertising. Instead, switch to GEICO, who can really save you money. In 15 minutes, you could save 15% or more on car insurance. So don't choose StateFarm. Instead, switch to GEICO
StateFarm by TheGEICOgecko November 21, 2018
Statefarm Shit Stain
Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...
Statefarm Shit Stain by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019
State Farm Sucks
Publicly expressing outrage at a corporate entity that has ripped you off or has committed some other heinous offense. "Calling a Company Out" in public. Outing a corporation for fraudulent, bad acts or policy. Setting up a website for the purpose of exposing the bad acts of the corporation. Engaging in a Marketing Campaign in order to publicize (and shame) the bad company. Approximately equivalent to "going postal" on a corporation, only in a digital manner. Also, see "STATEFARMSUCKS". Phrase came into popular use in 2009-2010, after a widow & two little girls publicized their horrendous experience with State Farm Insurance. See "STATE FARM SUCKS" Website.
Wow, xxx-Mart has horrible customer service! I'm going to pull a "State Farm Sucks" on them! *OR* If these Insurance A-Holes don't get with it & fix my car, I'm going to go "State Farm Sucks" on them.
State Farm Sucks by intangibleassets May 1, 2010
Jake from state farm
Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...
Jake from state farm by Waterbugs November 19, 2013
Jake from State Farm
what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.
Jake from State Farm by Cadet 7755 September 2, 2014
jake from state farm
jake from state farm by Chrome5747 December 6, 2013
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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