statefarm

A nickname sometimes given to people named jake. This is because of the famous Jake from Statefarm adds.

Wazz up, Statefarm

by Thesalamanderpanda May 22, 2018

StateFarm

It's an evil car insurance company. You know that commercial where the fisherman is like "YOU GOTTA BE QUICKER THAN THAT!!!!" Well, that's what StateFarm does to you. They are only so big cause of their advertising. Instead, switch to GEICO, who can really save you money. In 15 minutes, you could save 15% or more on car insurance. So don't choose StateFarm. Instead, switch to GEICO

StateFarm is scheming to take over the world and end it as we know it.

by TheGEICOgecko November 21, 2018

Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.

Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...

by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019

State Farm Sucks

Publicly expressing outrage at a corporate entity that has ripped you off or has committed some other heinous offense. "Calling a Company Out" in public. Outing a corporation for fraudulent, bad acts or policy. Setting up a website for the purpose of exposing the bad acts of the corporation. Engaging in a Marketing Campaign in order to publicize (and shame) the bad company. Approximately equivalent to "going postal" on a corporation, only in a digital manner. Also, see "STATEFARMSUCKS". Phrase came into popular use in 2009-2010, after a widow & two little girls publicized their horrendous experience with State Farm Insurance. See "STATE FARM SUCKS" Website.

Wow, xxx-Mart has horrible customer service! I'm going to pull a "State Farm Sucks" on them! *OR* If these Insurance A-Holes don't get with it & fix my car, I'm going to go "State Farm Sucks" on them.

by intangibleassets May 1, 2010

Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

by Waterbugs November 19, 2013

Jake from State Farm

what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.

Who were you with all night? Jake from State Farm

by Cadet 7755 September 2, 2014

jake from state farm

What you say when someone asks "Who are you?"

Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this?

Person 2: Jake from State Farm.

by Chrome5747 December 6, 2013