Doctor: The patient is seizing he could herniate his brain push 4 MG's lorazepam IV STAT!
Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!
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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!
Broski: Right on it bro!
Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!
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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!
Broski: Right on it bro!
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