Startshow

A Startshow is a Young individual, that is active on social media, makes unfunny jokes, and greatly annoys regular university students.

Person A: "Im being Flashabnged but without the Flash"
Person B: "Man, you’re such a Startshow"

by Startshow August 12, 2022

smartphowned

To be or get pwnd by your smartphone, or made to look stupid or otherwise inappropriate or n00b-like by the auto-correct or some other function of your smartphone..

OMG, I texted my mom last night to ask if she was making her wonderful shaved pork for dinner, the damn autocorrect changed it to shaved pussy! I hate getting smartphowned!

by SiGN me in June 9, 2011

Startshit-itis

Startshit-itis is a social disorder which affects millions of individuals throughout our country, It refers to an affliction that causes the individual struggeling with this disorder, to "start shit" or create a dispute or in some instances begin a physical battle with someone for no reason other than they are bored

I hate going anywhere with Slim,,,, he has to get his startshit-itis under control before he gets us all shot.

by [e-mail] November 9, 2010

smartPHOWNED

When an Iphones auto-correct gets the best of you.

Person 1: Hey man what's up?
Person 2: Nothing much just defacating outside
Person 1: Why the hell would you do that?
Person 2: Shit I got Smartphowned I meant to say decorating

by Ipwntehnoobs January 16, 2011

Skarshower

Referring to Alexander Skarsgard. 1) A highly anticipated scene in True Blood Season 4 depicting Skarsgard's character, Eric Northman, taking an extremely erotic shower with the character Sookie Stackhouse. 2) What you need to do after seeing any scene or image depicting Alexander Skarsgard.

Wow. The that scene with Alexander Skarsgard was hot! I need a Skarshower.

by Bibliobaker March 22, 2011

starshot

Those weird ass little credit-card sized pictures, mostly of boyfriend-girlfriend but also of two best girl friends, that people in da ghetto hand out like candy. On the back the starshot is most commonly inscribed by something like:

heyy keisha dis ur girl kabrina! stay chil gurl wen u wana tlk just hit *** **** i got ur bak! xxx

Walk into any high school girl's bedroom and the mirror and walls will be invisible behind a wall of starshots.

In Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico got a starshot done to look more 'official'.

My lil cousin ray ray gave me a starshot of him and his girlfriend chawntel it was sooo cuteee!

by Angelacia May 29, 2007

Starshook

Like star struck but better and more shook

I am starshook when I see a celebrity

by Yolkbomb August 18, 2017