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starshika 

The biggest piece of shit in the whole world. If you're day is going terribly he'll make it even worse. He has a tendency to spill the beans. He cannot be trusted when keeping secrets. He's smooth on paper, in reality he can only make girlfriends in roblox, minecraft, and the most uncommon Webkinz. If you accidentally say something personal hell keep teasing you about it until the day you die. Do not befriend a Starshika, for if you befriend him. He will fuck you twice everyday for 365 days in two centuries. Do not approach one, do not talk to one, and most importantly do nut TRUST one.
Yo Starshika beated the shit out of my elderly disabled cat.
That's a Starshika for you!
starshika by BamboozlerTheThird January 15, 2018

Starbooks 

The Starbucks cafe located inside of Barnes & Noble book stores.
Did you see all those indie kids writing their poetry and checking their Tumblrs on their over-sized Macbooks over at the Starbooks across the street?
Starbooks by beargonewild October 21, 2010

starshot 

Those weird ass little credit-card sized pictures, mostly of boyfriend-girlfriend but also of two best girl friends, that people in da ghetto hand out like candy. On the back the starshot is most commonly inscribed by something like:

heyy keisha dis ur girl kabrina! stay chil gurl wen u wana tlk just hit *** **** i got ur bak! xxx

Walk into any high school girl's bedroom and the mirror and walls will be invisible behind a wall of starshots.
In Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico got a starshot done to look more 'official'.

My lil cousin ray ray gave me a starshot of him and his girlfriend chawntel it was sooo cuteee!
starshot by Angelacia May 29, 2007

Starshot 

A shitter who can’t win unless he uses meta
This dude is such starshot
Starshot by Noonecares June 22, 2021

Starshot 

A no life who can’t win unless he uses the meta
That dude was such a starshot
Starshot by Noonecares June 22, 2021

Starshock 

Death caused by too much public attention
The youtube artist that shot into a major career has unfortunately been starshocked. The funeral will be held at the US Capitol
Starshock by ajstein November 6, 2011