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chocolate starkiss 

When two people put their assholes together and one farts into the others, making their chocolate starfishes do a chocolate starkiss.
Hey look at the dumper on that chick. Iโ€™d love to chocolate starkiss her chocolate startfish.
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Vagina thats smells just like tuna after you hit it.

I got drunk last night and had sex with a Starkist. My shit stank for hours after.
Starkist by angel of deth May 11, 2007

Steven Starks

a C- stickbug, as well as a major hoppocrit. Very silly and smiley, a man who is very tall.
Steven Starks by God_Of_Pizza June 3, 2021

Jussie Starks 

1. One who always blames others for his bad fortune. A compulsive liar. One who never repays debts and steals from friends. When confronted about his lies, a Jussie Starks will always accuse you of racism. A real piece of shit!

2. One who believes he has an ear for music and was part of the Dungeon Family in Atlanta, neither is true.

3. One who mooches off Dentists
Damn Marc..stop lying nigga..you being a real Jussie Starks!!

john starks

One of the greatest basketball players of all time. Spent most of his NBA career with the New York Knicks. Famous for battling villans like Reggie Miller, whom he headbutted, Michael Jordan, who was on the receiving end of one of the greatest dunks in NBA history by John Starks, also known as "The Dunk."
Super John Starks is the greatest basketball player of all time!
john starks by DirkD January 24, 2007
A pseudo intellectual user at the popular message board GameFAQ's who takes glee in making attention whoring topics in which he attempts to get many a post.
What a surprise, Starks is posting another stupid topic.
~*Insert user here*
Starks by Kyle Jackson March 24, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someoneโ€™s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasnโ€™t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organizationโ€™s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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