starfist

entering a man or womans anus or vagina with a whole hand then opening the hand as far and as wide as possible within the body cavity

I gave her a starfist last night in the ass and could see my fingertips through her stomach

starfist by cromaloop September 5, 2014

StarFist

The act of shoving your fist in a bucket of glitter paint, then proceeding to shove it in a woman's meat wallet.

Boy: "Hey baby, wanna go to the janitors closet and do the StarFist?"
Girl: "Only if you have a bucket of glitter paint."

StarFist by Jamalsis Evergreen November 3, 2020

starfishin' 

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face

She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile

starfishin' by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018

chocolate starfish 

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.

Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish

chocolate starfish by Jedeasy April 9, 2017

Starfish Custard 

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

Starfish Custard by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

Dead Starfish 

A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.

Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"

Dead Starfish by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009