A person that sits inside of a
Starbucks and is there only to look intelligent or stylish.
These
people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don'
t even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a
vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.
How to spot a Starbuker:
After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.
This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:
-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic"
work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.