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Americano 

Nickname given to Americans living in places without many Spanish-speakers or Starbucks, meaning the native people using the term don't understand it's not really all that funny.
i.e. Australia
"Hey, Americano, hahaha."

"Whatever dude."
Americano by Ryan Mock April 19, 2005

Americano 

the act of oral sex performed by a female to a male while the male smokes a fine cigar
Johnny was sitting on the porch while Sarah Anne gave him an Americano under the table.
Americano by Ernie Hemmingway January 31, 2009

americano 

That Americano was some good buddha the other night.
americano by organic_smoker May 16, 2009

Americano 

God's gift to people who drink coffee. 2-3 shots of espresso in hot water.
"What the fuck is this fur covering my anus, Walter?"

"That's just fandangle hair, Kristin. Golly, you sure have a lot of it."

"Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."
Americano by BwanaDik April 12, 2004

Americano 

When you dump a water bottle in a vagina slit your cock then cum inside of the same vagina is know as an Americano. Was derived when emo music became popular.
Mike I heard you americanoed that girl you brought home from the bar last night. Yeah she asked if I was emo so I showed her my cock.
Americano by PussySlayerxxx69 October 7, 2021

Americano 

An espresso shot diluted with hot water, which tastes like thin airline coffee, but which saves a barista the time and bother of making a rich, brewed coffee by doing a pour-over with ground coffee and near-boiling water. An Americano made with more shots of espresso is a type of intelligence test: it tastes richer, like real brewed coffee, but you're paying twice as much.
Customer: How's about an Americano with two shots of espresso?
Barista: Two-shot Americano for the moron!
Americano by Tjanvier January 6, 2022