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5 Star Bitch 

Exactly like the word says. A bitch so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars. A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-TALENT (ex. creative in the bed, workplace, & family life.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes and desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 and knows proper grammar.)
Megan Fox would be a 5 star bitch minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.
5 Star Bitch by 5$taRbxtCh November 29, 2009

Five Star Bitch 

When a girl cleans , cooks , does whatever you want her to do , & knows how to treat a nigga right , a girl that is successful , a girl that is sexy , & has that "fire pussy"
Five Star Bitch by BABYYGURl ! September 20, 2009

Five Star Bitch 

Term for a female that contains certain traits that make her very desirable. She gots money, she do everything her nigga want, and she fine as hell. This term is meant to replace the word dime to describe a female.
"Ay that's a five star bitch!"

"Nicki Minaj is a Five Star Bitch."
Five Star Bitch by JML18 October 22, 2009

FIVE STAR BITCH 

WELL ACCORDING TO YO GOTTI, A FIVE STAR BITCH IS A GIRL WHOS FINE AND SEXY AS HELL, COOK, CLEAN AND GOT HER PRIORITY'S STRAIGHT. AND SHE ALSO DOES ANY AND EVERYTHING IN BED, AND SHE GOOD AT IT. FROM GIVIN HEAD,THE 69, AND KNOW HOW TO RIDE THAT DICK!!!!
AY G, U SEE THAT GIRL OVA THERE, I HEARD SHE A FIVE STAR BITCH, SHE GIVE HEAD AND EVERYTHING.

5 Star Bitches 

a group of girls that are all "five-star" in rating, good looking, intelligent and fun to be around. You want to be one of these fine ladies, but its nearly impossible to become one. Very rare and unique, these females choose each other over men.
Damn, Lauren, Alli, Amy, Katie, and Ashlee are definitely 5 Star Bitches... I wish I could be one of them.

Five Star Bitch 

Five star bitch, redbone so thick, long hair dont care, derion outfit, she go to church every sunday, she a teacher at the school, we did it big last night, i had her drunker than a fool, she gave me a call say she couldnt go to work, I told her come and let me put a couple hundreds in her purse, now thats a five star bitch.
Man I hit dis bad lil shawty last night, im tellin ya dog, her pussy sit up like a mango dog, she was a five star bitch
Five Star Bitch by smittymclongcock November 17, 2009
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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