stapper 

Stapper is the best last name in the world. Who ever has this last name means business in everything they do and never fails.

Stapper how did you do at your game
I won of course.

stapper by @thebobster September 10, 2020

Mother Stapper 

a substitute for using Mother Fucker

you dirty little Mother Stapper

Mother Stapper by Wolfie1984 October 3, 2009

slapperdoodle 

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")

"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"

slapperdoodle by drbone August 29, 2013

13th stepper 

Someone who goes to 12~step meetings for the purpose of finding a 1~night stand.

Her friends warned her that he was a 13th stepper. There's plenty of them.

13th stepper by Starchylde June 8, 2016

Knee Slapper slong 

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

Sapper Daddy 

A deity to which combat engineers and saboteurs pay tribute. Sapper daddy gives the blessing of wreaking havoc to those who offer him well placed explosives

"How did your mission go?"
"Nicely. Sapper Daddy was pleased with our offering"

Sapper Daddy by Tankhardt March 17, 2017

Slapper Fockers 

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.

DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!

Slapper Fockers by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018