Stanners 

A fat idiot with a head the shape of a Tic-Tac and a brain the size of one. (And is super hard)

Hard-man Stanners is here!

Stanners by Somebody called person October 10, 2018

Orinoco-Stanners 

A man who has only one testicle and has the tendency to walk lop-sided while walking with a companion down the street. The companion is always saying “stop fucking bumping into me...”, and the Orinoco-Stanners replies with “sorry, it’s my one ball”.

That Orinoco-Stanners is a right pain in the arse he keeps doing it, I wish he could walk in a straight line...

Orinoco-Stanners by Stanners Lover September 20, 2018

Stannerz 

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.

I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!

Stannerz by megagem June 15, 2010

wanking spanners 

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

wanking spanners by Codiak July 31, 2003

bag of spanners 

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.

Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.

bag of spanners by d6y May 23, 2006

Wank Spanners 

1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands

1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)

Wank Spanners by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005

bag of spanners 

someone with a really ugly face

shrasa is ok but her sister is a bag of spanners

bag of spanners by turn November 2, 2003