Stankerton
Jacob is a stankerton
Stankerton by Mattymus January 1, 2019
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stinkertinker
Trashy unkempt weak woman who likes getting beat up by her boyfriend/husband and loves getting fisted.
stinkertinker by Rosa O June 11, 2006
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Stinkerton
1.) One who is extremely smelly/stinky.
2.) An ornery butthead. Aka, a stinker.
3.) A cute nickname to call your boyfriend/girlfriend. Warning: They may not find it cute.
2.) An ornery butthead. Aka, a stinker.
3.) A cute nickname to call your boyfriend/girlfriend. Warning: They may not find it cute.
Stinkerton by Dorkasaurous November 1, 2010
stinkerton
a portmanteau of the words "stink"and "pinkerton."
stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.
pinkerton refers to a private detective.
thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.
stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.
pinkerton refers to a private detective.
thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.
cadwallader: i lit'rally just dumpt unto my trousers.
triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?
cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.
triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.
triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?
cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.
triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.
stinkerton by trilliam turdsworth November 5, 2019
spankerthon
Former olympic even removed from olympioc venues in 1768 due to suvere injury. This event was among one of the most popular games in its time, and is still practiced today at some schools and collages. It is a team sport, and a team consists of two players. One to spank, and the other to be spanked (kinda obvious) and the team that can produce the most impressive spank wins. Point go towards the accuracy of the spank, wind resistance, volume and the fatigue used.
Name an olympic sport cancelled in the late 1760's which included a team of two people and resulted in saw backsides: spankerthon.
spankerthon by Ronald McWofflefag April 20, 2009
Stonertone
Stoner 1: hey man pass me those Doritos
Stoner 2: Dude why do you sound so angry
Stoner 1: Sorry man, Stonertone
Stoner 2: What did you say I wasn't listening?
Stoner 2: Dude why do you sound so angry
Stoner 1: Sorry man, Stonertone
Stoner 2: What did you say I wasn't listening?
Stonertone by Kfozz May 20, 2013
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