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Skankerton

A skankerton is an inventive play on the word skank, meaning a scummy or dirty person, although much like similar insults, skankerton can also be used to define those who get around a lot.
Girl: "what's this on the floor?"
Boy: "Oh, that's just a pair of last week's boxers."
Girl: "Ew, you skankerton!"

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Daisy: Did you hear about what happened at ****'s party? Lucy sucked off like, 5 guys in 2 hours!
Kate: Ugh, she is SUCH a skankerton.
by sayhitohannah October 8, 2010
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dwarfy skankerton

A small town small girl seen wandering the villages of sleezerton smelling of tuna with cum on her breath trying to bed any suiter.
"Hey bro who's that!?" " that's dwarfy skankerton! The neighborhood cum dumpster!
by Stadleezy June 12, 2018
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skankersorariffic

Something that is similar to a skankersore; used when something is of a higher skankitude than a pirate hooker or whorebag.
That Lana might be a pirate hooker, but Lauren is skankersorariffic!
by 2girls1cup February 9, 2008
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skankersore

1. A herpie, scabie, lice, STD or any other physical ailment of a disease transmitted from direct contact with a person displaying skank like qualities.

2. A term describing someone who is annoying, vulgar, or generally revolting such as an STD or disease transmitted from a skank would be.
1. Damn it! What happens in Vegas evidently doesn't always stay in Vegas cause those 2 dolla hookers gave me Skankersores!

2. If you don't stop acting like a skankersore, you will never get the ladies!
by goatofcolors January 6, 2007
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skanktronica

A sub-genre of electronica music typically defined by its lackluster quality, pop music structure, and annoying and overbearing vocals. Vocalists are usually talentless tone deaf women that are limited to one octave range... guttural shouting.

Vocalists are usually decked out in outrageous fashion forward costumes, makeup, or create sexy eccentric (sexcentric???) personalities to detract from the obvious... Their music is only worth a cheap hip jiggle by some inebriated floozie on the dancefloor.

Over compressed preschool-level drum beats and bland uninspiring synth leads typically carry the song along. Often receives immense airplay from brainless Top 40 radio stations. Example of skanktronica include: Ke$ha, Cascada, Lady Gaga, and the Paradiso Girls.
Jill McClubslut: "Patron! Tequila! Me and my mamacitas..."

Leslie: What are you listening to?

Jill McClubslut: Oh it's the Paradiso Girls. They fucking rock! DJ Dweeby McMainstream was spinning this along with Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" down at SCENE 61 last night. This stuff is my going out anthem!

Leslie: Ohh... well it's a bunch of skanktronica if you ask me. Pure cheese. May I suggest Imogen Heap?

Jill McClubslut: What! She totally sampled that Jason DeRulo song!

Leslie: *facepalm*
by Define Me! January 15, 2010
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skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.
Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!
by Define Me! November 30, 2009
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skanktronic

whorish in nature, one who participates in acts of slut-dom.
Check out that girl over there with the tight mini-skirk. She's pretty and all, but she looks kind of skanktronic.
by Anata_the_amazing January 27, 2009
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