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stinkerton 

a portmanteau of the words "stink"and "pinkerton."

stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.

pinkerton refers to a private detective.

thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.
cadwallader: i lit'rally just dumpt unto my trousers.

triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?

cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.

triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.
stinkerton by trilliam turdsworth November 5, 2019

Stinkerton 

someone who is a big stinker, stupid, and likes to ruin things for everyone else.
andrew was such a stinkerton when he spilled the punch at the party.

Stinkronicity

When you just so happen to be in a situation where an understandable stench masks a less socially acceptable one emanated within close proximity.
Roger: "Hey Dano, check it out. I just broke wind while I was talking to that cop, but we were standing right by the sewer, so I was covered by stinkronicity"
Stinkronicity by DanoNYC March 2, 2010

stinkertinker 

Trashy unkempt weak woman who likes getting beat up by her boyfriend/husband and loves getting fisted.
"Rita got beat up by her boyfriend, and she still loves him? Man, what a stinkertinker!"
stinkertinker by Rosa O June 11, 2006

stinkleton

Originating from Chicago, 'stinkleton' refers to an especially lame individual. Often, the word is shortened to 'stink'.
"Man, those kids are a bunch of stinkletons"

"Why are you being such a stink?"
stinkleton by augustmanifesto September 7, 2005

The Old Stinkeroo 

A move made famous in the movie Dumb and Dumber To. Harry and Lloyd attend a party at a science convention. They do not realize the drinks are free, so they walk around taking half-consumed beverages and combine them into a glass as a full drink. They stick their hands into their nasty assholes and then swipe their ass juice around the rims of their glasses. They then proceed to tell a convention worker that the beverages are bad and they have her smell and inhale their ass stank to get new, fresh drinks. They refer to this action as The Old Stinkeroo.
Harry and Lloyd are so dumb they performed The Old Stinkeroo when the drinks were free any way.