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Stancel Culture 

A mix of "Stalker Fan/Stan" and "Cancel", used to describe the EXTREME side of "cancelling" somebody. Where normal "cancel culture" will usually amount to a few days of raucous internet hate, "stancel culture" takes it ad nauseum - not stopping until the target or person carrying it out has been permanently ended.

"Cancelling" will escalate to "Stancelling" when long after the initial outrage has been raised and subsided, the "stan" will often continue to bring up the perceived issue, without provocation and with the same fervor as it was initially delivered.

This will also often seem like the issue is fresh, when in-fact it is not. As there is no recompense adequate enough for the person "Stancelling", the attacks will often even persist even beyond the point of death of the subject (eg. Stan Lee, Kobe Bryant etc.) and used for the purposes of farming clout.
I hear that famous voice actor is getting stancelled again. That is stancel culture for you; It's been three straight years, I can't believe they're still going.
Stancel Culture by HoMalone July 5, 2021

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.
I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!
3/4 Stance by will bitten March 6, 2017

stankelicious 

Something that smells really bad (stank) but tastes delicious!.
That mystery meat burger your mama made was stankelicious!

wide bathroom stance 

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

Stanced up 

Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.
Stanced up by YeaMS September 10, 2016