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Stalkerfeed 

The newsfeed introduced to Facebook in the September 2011 update that lets you see every comment, like and post your friends make on Facebook.

The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.
Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!
Stalkerfeed by FaceStalker October 5, 2011
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stalker-feed 

The news feed on Facebook that tells you a bit too much about your friends and their Facebook related activities.
Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."

Ryan: "How did you know already?"

Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"
stalker-feed by Blakeley December 27, 2007

stalkered 

To be intentionally wrecked out of a race by another player in an online racing game.
I was leading the race until I got stalkered.
stalkered by speedracer X May 2, 2008

Stalkered 

Being hunted down and hip-checked in an online racing game by someone who seeks vengeance. To be incapacitated by another racing opponent by means of them crashing into you intentionally.
Da Beaitch jacked me up! I got 'Stalkered' by dat SomBitch!
Stalkered by GT allstar May 6, 2008

stalkerized 

we got caught stalking him now we are stalkerized

Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.
Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.
Stalkered up by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023

stalker feed 

An alternate name for mini feed on Facebook, emphasizing its stalkeresque nature. Especially the feed on the home page of Facebook.
No, I wasnt creeping on your profile, the stuff just comes up on stalker feed!
stalker feed by Alphus February 12, 2008
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