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Statiquette
Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.
Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?
Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.
Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.
Statiquette by VznNb June 10, 2009
Stalkette
A Stalkette is a young, female stalker. She is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the phone, emailing, texting, relentlessly.
Guy A: Um... what is up with this broad who is following you around?
Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.
Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?
Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.
Guy A: What are you gonna do?
Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.
Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.
Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?
Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.
Guy A: What are you gonna do?
Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.
Stalkette by DallasDeckard May 17, 2009
Statute of LOL Mutations
An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.
IM Conversation:
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"
Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*
Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"
Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"
Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*
Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"
Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."
Statute of LOL Mutations by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010
statute of memetations
The minimum amount of time required after a meme has been shared within a group on digital communications for said meme to be reusable within the same group of people.
statute of memetations by claydough89 January 28, 2021
Statute of Limitations
The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.
"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"
"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."
"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."
Statute of Limitations by swaggyswaggyyolofaggy November 23, 2013
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