Statuette
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Statiquette
Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.
Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?
Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.
Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.
Statiquette by VznNb June 10, 2009
Stalkette
A Stalkette is a young, female stalker. She is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the phone, emailing, texting, relentlessly.
Guy A: Um... what is up with this broad who is following you around?
Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.
Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?
Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.
Guy A: What are you gonna do?
Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.
Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.
Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?
Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.
Guy A: What are you gonna do?
Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.
Stalkette by DallasDeckard May 17, 2009
Statute of LOL Mutations
An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.
IM Conversation:
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"
Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*
Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"
Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"
Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*
Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."
Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"
Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."
Statute of LOL Mutations by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010
statute of memetations
The minimum amount of time required after a meme has been shared within a group on digital communications for said meme to be reusable within the same group of people.
statute of memetations by claydough89 January 28, 2021
Statute of Limitations
The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.
"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"
"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."
"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."
Statute of Limitations by swaggyswaggyyolofaggy November 23, 2013
stagette
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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