Stalkertise

To formally stalk someone with the intent of getting some.

I stalkertised this girl i met at a club, but she didnt go for it, and instead i got beaten.

by mel =) October 6, 2006

Stalkerish

A behavior similar to stalking.

Know what some one is doing,
when there home,
where they are,
But its not full out stalking so its stalkerish

by Allie S. October 23, 2008

Stalkerism

When a guy calls a girl 33 times in one night along with many text confessing love.

Juan's stalkerism made her thumbs hurt from pressing the reject button on her phone so many times.

by zernic March 7, 2010

stalkerish

Can be used when defining a certain creepy behaviour by someone of the opposite sex (or even same sex)

That dude is getting all stalkerish on me.

by rugbychick February 24, 2005

stalkerized

when you are officially considered a stalker

we got caught stalking him now we are stalkerized

by suspicious_pandicorn March 6, 2016

stalkerish

If someone seems to be doing a little bit of stalker activity but isn't quite a stalker

maybe they keep on at you or bothering you in some way or maybe just done something thats a little strange

he keeps texting me.... arrgghh

wow... that's a lot from one person... that's rather stalkerish.....

god dammit its her again - leave me alone!!!

by ooosh! February 6, 2014

Stalkerish

the new and "improved" facebook

This is the stalkerish welcome we all get when we log into facebook now!
Welcome NAME HERE!
News Feed
Sarah _____ and Megan _ changed their profile pictures. 9:41pm
Updated: 5 of your friends joined the group Students against Facebook News Feed (Official Petition to Facebook). 9:01pm
Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 2:49pm
Poopy Dumptruck Weeny
So, now everyone has the phrase "Poopy dumptruck weeny" on their "News Feed". Congrats. Enjoy it while you can.
Continue reading...Stephanie Krumm added new photos. 2:29pm
Updated: 63 of your friends joined the group RIP STEVE IRWIN. 2:09pm
Michelle ________ posted on Brett _________'s wall. 11:29am
do you like how facebook stalks you now? See Wall-to-Wall.
Updated: Ashley _______ and Sarah _________ joined the group I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK (Stalker) LAYOUT. 11:09am Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 10:49am
Facebook to come...
My last note entitled "Poopy Dumptruck Weeny" has inspired me. For those of you who check Facebook regularly, are probably shocked and most likely upset with the new changes that have been made to this site of networking.
Continue reading...
Jason ________ and Samantha ______ are now friends. 7:55am
Nicole _______, Coty _______ and Nicole ________ joined the group This new facebook shit is unnecessary. 6:00am
Facebook © 2006
DO I REALLY CARE, OR NEED TO KNOW ANY OF THIS?!

by HillaryAnne September 16, 2008