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Stalkerfack 

when you are fully aware of a stalker, and for reasons only apparant to yourself or in aid of a bet you decide to use the stalker's stalkeryness to achieve the level of needs require to fulfil your desire.
Nad: I bet you £5 I get with someone before you do!
Amme: I have a plan!
Nad: What?!
Amme: I know this guy who has been tryin to hit on me.. ;)
Nad: OMG, YOU STALKERFACK?!?!
Stalkerfack by cruzaaay February 16, 2010
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stalkerwalker 

One who attempts to 'walk you home' after unsuccessfully tryna holler, in the hopes that you will accede on the front steps of your house instead of an embarrassingly public place. also see: creepster
Girl 1: John tried to walk me home last night, even though I wasn't having any of it at the bar.
Girl 2: What a stalkerwalker!
stalkerwalker by nightsatthebar November 4, 2009

stalkerfication 

the art of stalking someone you either really hate or realy love. either way, the person you are stalking will get SO annoyed that they will carry out a restraining order against you.
"What's the restraining order for? Abuse? Domestic violence?"
"Worse...I put him up for stalkerfication"
stalkerfication by He's the boxman September 19, 2006

Stalkefactor 

Someone who stalks, usually a lot.
Dude 1 : "Are you a stalkefactor ?"
AVO : "Yes of course ! I was born stalker."
Stalkefactor by King of Telewerk September 14, 2022