Stalinnium

Stallinnium is a chemical of the Periodic Table, and was first discovered in 1968 when blood samples of Soviet citizens were taken. There are traces of Stallinnium in Post-soviet citizen's blood, most present in Russian and Belarusian blood, and it causes extreme nationalism and patriotism. Stallinnium can be poisonous or fatal if injected into non post-soviet citizen's blood, especially so in German and American blood. However, British and French blood have a bit of a resistance to the negative effects, often resulting in Germans and Americans making blood oaths with them.

Doctor: Your blood has significant amounts of Stalinnium
Patient: GO, RUSSIA!!!!!

by SebaliMotherTrucker October 27, 2023

Stalinium

An extremely powerful metal forged by Joseph Stalin. It is created by melting communite and cykinium. It was used as armour for Russian planes and tanks during ww2. Due to the toughness of the metal, many German troops were infuriated by the armour as all tank and anti-aircraft gun shells bounced off the metal.

German soldier: ACH! Ze stalinium ich op gaijn plz nerf!

by Anrende June 16, 2016

Stalinium

A metal forged by Stalin through the process of refining his blood through the combination of sweat of the gulag workers and Vodka. A metal only the true followers of stalin know. Many germans feared this metal for its supreme luck and ability to reflect anything that would hit it.

German soldier: Das Stalinium its too op! Gaijin pls nerf .

by Communism Online October 19, 2017

Stalinium

Stalinium is a super metal forged by Stalin during the Russian Civil War but wasn't made to use during the conflict because of supply problems. Then after the war Stalin refined the metal with the will of the people to bring the metal to its next form AS TRUE STALINIUM. When the Nazis invaded Russia during WW2 Stalin used the SUPPER METAL to protect his tanks from German shells (which bounced off the tank).Even after the war the metal was still used in tanks, planes, and guns and After the fall of the U.S.S.R. the metal was refined by Putin to make a metal witch some scientists think is the material that was used to contain the ark of the covenant. This Metal is putinium

Stalinium beats nothing

by Russian man321 September 26, 2017

Stalinium

Sloped, depleted, glued, bent, twisted, consumed, and shitted out by Stalin himself and whacked together with a hammer and sealed with vodka metal, that is capable of bouncing any and all tank shells from 1939-1951

Jesus dude the russian bias is so stronk. This Stalinium is inpenetrable!

by Stalin himself September 12, 2017

Stalinium

An element from the periodic table of awesome. The only known source comes from the blood of Josef Stalin. 1000 times more radioactive than radium.

Discovered in 2006 by Spicer.

"Stalinium, found only in Stalin's blood, is the reason Stalin is the epitomy of awesome."

by mark_oo00 May 15, 2006

Stallinium

Stallinium is a very powerful substance that all of the people born in Soviet Russia have since birth.It fuels Soviet citizens with fanatic nationalism and a extraordinary amount of strength and adrenaline.However,it can also be very very deadly.If any foreigner such as a german tries to drink,inject,or use any other method o getting the substance in his or her body, it can result in very devastating affect.This includes the victims brain slowly frying away for an hour with incredible and excruciating pain until he or she dies.Another is by cutting the patents body with a knife carving out portraits of the soviet leaders,most notably Stalin.In fact there is nor cure for it.
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Doctor:I'm sorry to have to say this.....
Mother:*whimpering/sobbing*WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! PLEASE TELL ME!!!*crying intensifies*
Dad:Please, we need to know PLEASE!!!
Doctor:I'm afraid your son has a severe case of............Stallinium
*family starts crying and intinsifying their sorrow*

by pudo433 July 25, 2016