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A morbidly obese creature that patrols local fast food restaurants looking for scrap foods. Usually a Stalhman smells like total behind and has no hair on its body and loves to seduce young children into becoming his sexual slaves.
Dude, did you see that Stalhman last night in the streets?

Ya he was the fattest creature i have ever seen.
by BaLLiNXx September 03, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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