I've gotta work with that ass hole? Dude, I'm getting Staibed!
by Ratoneous February 15, 2009
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A brilliant, charming, handsome male who is usually dominant over other male specimen of the human race a.k.a. king of the waterhole It is said to be that anyone who holds this holy name will be granted with the gift of eternal sexy-ness. Commonly mistaken for JESUS.
Girl #1: OMG I LOVE MATT STAIB!!!
Girl #2: BACK OFF HE'S MINE!

(epic battle scene)
by Definitely NOT Matt Staib August 9, 2008
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