savannah is the most kind hearted ray of sunshine you’ll ever meet, she is a laxer and will take you mans with one look,, her best friend is nicky murtha and together they are bad bitches that put military kids in their place,, they often refer to people they don’t like as traps and will never ever stop. the two are scared of pemberton kids and teenage pregnancies. there are endless talks about finger nails and education on abortions. she is my absolute best friend and i would not trade her for the world,
i love you sav you stoopid bitchass

“savannah staggs your pretty litty, don’t fall for the asian trap”

savannah staggs by murthdaddy November 25, 2018

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staggle

the awkward exchange that occurs when two people who are walking towards each other move the same direction (usually more than once) to get out of each other's way

It's hard to avoid staggling with other pedestrians when walking on the crowded streets of London.

staggle by Anna Swanson May 16, 2005

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Carl Stagg

A man with a beard thicker then the forests of the amazon. A laid back fellow with a love for mathematics and fine women. It has once been said that he lost his virginity before his own father, and spends his free time skydiving without parachutes, and counting to infinity, which he has accomplished both twice.

Stagg was created when God fornicated with a unicorn and out popped Carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.

Did you know helen kellers favorite color was Carl Stagg?

Carl Stagg by foxylady4u October 10, 2010

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Staggerlicious

To look good walking while drunk, or look good in general while drunk

that girl is so staggerlicious walking down those stairs,,,,
I hope im looking staggerlicious i feel wasted

Staggerlicious by BEN KITCHIN March 26, 2009

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