When you go to let out a fart and sense that it has potential to let something through the poop threshold thereby re-clenching it in and making your way to the nearest bathroom.
This is a type of oral pleasure given by a female with incredibly "snaggled" teeth. More disheartening than the slamming of the door after the reception of a public intox, is the sight of a young lady cursed by crooked teeth. Known for the catching of teeth while attempting the trip to pleasure town, it is often the determining factor in a night ending badly. While some women many overcome this all too common ailment, most are left living life having to compensate elsewhere.
The Pitcher- "Oh Colin I'm really getting into this one, do you think your going to need a tissue?"
The Catcher- "After that snagglejob, I don't think so. It's ok, you tried hard!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.