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Stage 4 terminal cancer 

me: I have Stage 4 terminal cancer

you: shut up, bro you're lying
Stage 4 terminal cancer by r/whooosh November 28, 2019

stage 4 homosexuality 

the last stage of homosexuality finally kicks in, there's no curing this painful disease and will never go away and will burn your asshole forever. this ultimate disease will tear apart your crotch and anus muscles, stage 1, 2, and 3, were already bad considering you liked the same gender but now you have gone to far, craving only the tightest asses... this sickness will make you need to bust a nut hundreds of times in someones anal cavity this disease is aka the big gay.
big fag: did u see josh last week?

homo #1: yeah it looked like he caught stage 4 homosexuality

homo #2: hey that's not nice! stage 4 homosexuality cannot be cured!!!

Stage 4 Cancer 

The average fornite kid's future
Retarded Kid 1: I just cummed to the Chun-Li fortnite skin
Kid 2: What in the name of Stage 4 Cancer is this shit
Retarded Kid 1: *Slaps it out to Chun-Li again*

Stage 4 Clinger 

When a boy sends a girl multiple hearts (<3) or smileys ( :) ) via texting, facebook, etc. after only knowing each other a few weeks.
Stage 4 clingers also do not know how to recognize a HINT (never receiving a response from the multiple smileys and hearts).
Stage 4 Clinger: :) <3
Girl: OH NO
Stage 4 Clinger by BDUB! June 8, 2011

stage 4 creeper 

Someone who has such creeper tendencies that they stalk pics of your family as well
That guy is such a stage 4 creeper; he saved a pic of my mom to my phone and then sent it to me every time he used a yo mama joke.
stage 4 creeper by Franksy November 9, 2015

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really
Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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