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Stage -1  

A 5.4L Mercedes Benz supercharged motor ("55" Kompressor) that is suffering from the dreaded I/C pump failure. Common on early production years, this allows BMW M's to thrash their Mercedes rivals, causing depression and despair among fellow 55 Kompressor car owners.
I was driving that Stage -1 E55, that's why I just lost to that stock BMW M.
Stage -1 by J2OOI January 2, 2009
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Where all the action happens. Where the actors are brought to life, and where the techies live when the shows not on.

Possesses many magical properties.
Ewwwww. what's that white stuff on the stage? Gross techies.

I wanna help paint the stage!

No, you can't your feet will get all black, and I'm giving you a ride home. I don't want that shit in my car.

Awwwwwwwww
stage by Ontherazzle? February 14, 2008
The act of taking a shit on an object at the request of someone else
Guy1: "can you stage my laptop for me?"
Guy2: "thats pretty gross, but okay"
Stage by impoopin May 7, 2010
Ante up in NBA 2k
If you are a good center we can run stage later.
Stage by Theo_Sxcks April 29, 2020
pronounced "steyyyj" (really hold that "ey"). used to express protest, disbelief, disgust, or commiseration. synonymous to lame or that sucks. sometimes used as an interjection when following "aw".
janesa: i found the perfect guy, except he lives in zaragoza which is like 3 hours by bus
brittany: awww, stage!
stage by Brittnasty the Clam MC December 9, 2007
When someone is stage they are fake or tend to lie , like being staged
Antwon said he would put me on the methods, he never did bro is stage
stage by griselda2219 April 16, 2022

Stage Ninja 

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.
Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff
Stage Ninja by dingoetmybaby November 5, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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