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Where all the action happens. Where the actors are brought to life, and where the techies live when the shows not on.

Possesses many magical properties.
Ewwwww. what's that white stuff on the stage? Gross techies.

I wanna help paint the stage!

No, you can't your feet will get all black, and I'm giving you a ride home. I don't want that shit in my car.

Awwwwwwwww
stage by Ontherazzle? February 14, 2008
The act of taking a shit on an object at the request of someone else
Guy1: "can you stage my laptop for me?"
Guy2: "thats pretty gross, but okay"
Stage by impoopin May 7, 2010
If you are a good center we can run stage later.
Stage by Theo_Sxcks April 29, 2020
pronounced "steyyyj" (really hold that "ey"). used to express protest, disbelief, disgust, or commiseration. synonymous to lame or that sucks. sometimes used as an interjection when following "aw".
janesa: i found the perfect guy, except he lives in zaragoza which is like 3 hours by bus
brittany: awww, stage!
stage by Brittnasty the Clam MC December 9, 2007
When someone is stage they are fake or tend to lie , like being staged
Antwon said he would put me on the methods, he never did bro is stage
stage by griselda2219 April 16, 2022

Stage Ninja 

A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.
Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff
Stage Ninja by dingoetmybaby November 5, 2019