by Dick Cheese June 05, 2005

expensive tuition fees, shitty staff and facilities. These are some of the characteristics that define the jumped up Polytechnic that masquerades as a British University: Staffordshire University.
Studying at 'Staffs' is frustrating at the best of times due to the lack of shit to do, the total lack of originality on campus and the non-existent communication with staff; 90 percent of which do not hold qualifications above Ba level. As a result, the few Professors that do 'teach' at this institution revel in the glory. Administration at Staffs is also diabolical.
The fear of finding a good job after graduation from 'Staffs'is ever present and regularly forced down students throats in lectures. However, guest lecturers are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.
Walt Disney should be turning in his grave.
Studying at 'Staffs' is frustrating at the best of times due to the lack of shit to do, the total lack of originality on campus and the non-existent communication with staff; 90 percent of which do not hold qualifications above Ba level. As a result, the few Professors that do 'teach' at this institution revel in the glory. Administration at Staffs is also diabolical.
The fear of finding a good job after graduation from 'Staffs'is ever present and regularly forced down students throats in lectures. However, guest lecturers are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.
Walt Disney should be turning in his grave.
Welcome to Staffs
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by stusx10 April 24, 2015

a terrible type of infection. can lead to death if not treated immediatly. comes in two forms. lindsey and kim
by Swedish Bob September 26, 2006

Dude look at Steve in those basketball shorts... he's totally got staff!
Man 1: Bro your junk is bulging out
Man 2: Aw man, you're telling me i have staff?
Man 1: Yeah... now deal with it
Man 1: Bro your junk is bulging out
Man 2: Aw man, you're telling me i have staff?
Man 1: Yeah... now deal with it
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