St Reatham 

Derised from the ptron saint of thieves, who was said to have lived there during the Boer Wars

I live in St Reatham, near the ice rink

St Reatham by Hotfire1984 August 22, 2011

Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers 

Someone who likes to be crapped on for sexual pleasure. Phrase emerged in underground coprophilic subculture in Germany where the football shirts of a small team in England were worn to signify an individual's desire to receive.

That guy is pretty kinky, he's Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers if you know what I mean.

Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers by wetbadger89 April 6, 2021

streatham 

A town in the borough of Lambeth, South London. A humming metropolis if crack cocaine or sniffing glue takes your fancy, a dreary dead end town if you are not. If you see a hot woman in Streatham, DO approach her. She is almost certainly lost.

"Do you live in Streatham?"
"Yes"
"Are you a crackhead?"
"No"
"Tough shit man"

streatham by Kid Raf September 9, 2005

Streatham nose job 

the action of stabbing someone in the face with a chizzle

mugger
give me you wallet

victim

fuck off

mugger

do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy

victim

fuck off

vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off

Streatham nose job by scared of streatham April 21, 2010

Stratham 

A boss town In new hampshire. Known for being awesome. We have a motherfucking hill WITH A PLAYGROUND. DO YOU? NO.

Dude 1: Ima go party this weekend
Dude 2: Sick, where?
Dude 3: In your mom, heheh
Dude 1: Stratham
Dude 2: Nice. Shits gonna go down.

Stratham by God of thunder rain November 28, 2011

Streatham and Clapham High 

A school for rich girls who think they're roadmen when they actually have a private trust fun and a personal butler. The staff are crap and the school fees are wasted on expensive grand pianos for the headmaster.

Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their black puff ups and air maxes!

Streatham and Clapham High by noneifur December 6, 2017

Streatham and Clapham High School

A school where you will get bullied, get an eating disorder, off your self. Oh and of course vape in the toilet every day.

Doctor: Oh you went to Streatham and Clapham High School, that’s why you have lung cancer.
SCHS Student: Yh them vapes did me dirty.

Streatham and Clapham High School by anonymous beaver July 5, 2022