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St Johns Prep 

The male private high school in Danvers in 2 words: Daddys money
What do you think of St Johns Prep? St johns prep has a lot of preppy people

St.Johns. Portland Oregon  

A small town founded in 1865 with a Population of 11346 people. Also known as
the Mecca, Pre's dream town, and
birthplace of Jesse. Portland is by far the most beautiful place in the entirety of the world. It is a green, fresh, astounding wonderland, and indubitably fit for royalty. Runners run easy 10 miles in the morning and an easier 12 in the evening. Children comfortably walk St. Johns long perfectly constructed sidewalks to school singing lullaby's written by queen and eye of the tiger in unison. Attractive cafeteria ladies only serve the best food and free health care is unheard of. There are Safeway's and Fredmeyer's grocery food chains everywhere. McDonald's is the most hated restaurant in town and Dairy Queen is Queen. The Shell gas station effortlessly took Arco out of business and one brilliant day out of the paramount midst of the St. Johns bridge, Jesse will confidently walk tall firmly grasping an Olympic Gold medal won in London through the 1500 meter run; on his way to Seven Eleven to buy a pack of peanut butter cookies and a cold bottle of chocolate malt cookies and cream muscle milk. =

st johns prep 

A school in Astoria that accepts literally everyone. If you’re chopped and desperate this is the place for you, and they always think they’re the shit for having people film there. You don’t know completely what I’m talking about because it’s a sjp thing. If you go to St Johns prep you will get automatically get ripped on and the principal is an old ugly bitch.
It’s a St Johns Prep thing you would not get it.

Hey she is ugly, flat, and desperate is she a St Johns Prep bitch?
st johns prep by fuxkstjohns September 20, 2018

st johns lutheran school 

A middle school in Lombard Illinois filled with stuck up pricks. Once you find out who the real person inside someone is they will stab you in the back. Teaches are really mean and lots are quiting.
Do you go to st johns lutheran school?
Yeah...
Dang. I feel bad for you!

st johns river 

Is a very polluted lake that only you would dare to swim
Hey Jordan have you swam in the St. John’s river? Jordan: hell no thats filled with trash St johns river is crazy

st johns pole

a large piece of meat that hangs between a males legs
'fancy playing with my st johns pole luv?'