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polluted 

When someone is or was very drunk at some time.
I was polluted last night!
polluted by dan moneau July 23, 2008
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Polluted 

The term used when someone is under the influence of BOTH drugs AND alcohol.
Wow, that guy is so 'polluted'
Polluted by FontE November 5, 2003

Polluted 

The term has an origin in Scarface.

a. Something that has the quality or condition of being unsavory or tainted.

b. A slander or offence against someone who is supposed to be one of your friends.

c. A person(s) who is/are sexually contaminated, with a high likelyhood of disease. The actual having of the disease is not important, just the likelyhood.
Example A: Question: How are the wings, man? Answer: They taste three days old! They're just polluted!

Example B: "Why'd you have to cheat at cards! That's polluted!"

Example C: "Dennis was with three chicks in the past 2 days. You know he's strung out and don't wrap it up! He's polluted for sure!"
Polluted by J. Collier December 28, 2005

Polluted 

Decaying physical or mental state of an individual. Also signifies decline in previously able function E.g sharpness, humour
Bilbo Baggins was polluted at the end of Lord of the Rings. His body and mind was off the scales polluted and he needed to get on that boat.
Polluted by Pollutedman August 19, 2024

Polluted Mindset 

Something that works it's way into your head and creates a false sense of security. Spending time worrying about things that could potentially keep you from reaching your goals.

Mike McCarthy, Head coach of the Green Bay Packers seemingly coined this phrase on 12/30/2010 when asked if his team would have a tendency to let down if the Bears decided to rest their players in the season finale vs. the Packers. He answered the question with ... "That's a "polluted mindset".
When you worry about whether the Chicago Bears will rest their starters in the season finale you run the risk of creating a "polluted mindset" among your team.

When you let a lot of outside influences enter your way of thinking it can create a "polluted mindset". Our football team is very excited to play. It's important for us to clearly stay focused on winning and playing the best that we possibly can for the whole game. It's as simple as that."
Polluted Mindset by The Family Ghost December 31, 2010

polluted snowflake 

a black person who is actually quite white and insists on calling his numerous caucasian friends "snowflakes"
polluted snowflake by reed January 6, 2005

polluted finger 

The state your poor unsuspecting finger(s) may find itself in after you place it in an unwashed and soiled hairy clam for a finger party. Note it will smell suspicious and contaminated for hours/days, especially the next morning.
My hand was invited to "Club Minge" by a chav-ette to strum her bass, but had to leave because i think it was dead or dying in there, the smell was putrid, I left with a polluted finger that smelt like Hull Fish market on a hot day and a sense of shame and self dissappointment. At least it saved the old boy from a disease.
polluted finger by the Nest February 22, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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