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scrushed 

A combination of the words scrotum and crushed. What happens when a man is kicked in the balls, is wearing tight pants,or is any situation that put his balls uncomfortably close to his pelvis.
Dude he was just scrushed by his girlfriend.
That guys jeans are so tight, he must be scrushed.
Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.
Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.
Smushed by lexiiiiii July 25, 2010
"What do you want for dinner?"
-"Let's go get sushed!"
sushed by blerb September 2, 2010
So yeah, so then we smushed.
smushed by Kitty556 February 3, 2010
Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.
Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.
slushed by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015

scrushed 

Squished and crushed. The outcome you get from starting to say squished but quickly change the word to crushed.
*throw cat on girl*
Girl: AHH! That cat could have scrushed me!
scrushed by KaulitzCrazy May 7, 2009