A low socio-economic mother who allows her children to wreck shoe stores and complains that other children made her kid cry. She is typically overweight, and takes no responsibility for her children's actions. She may be caught wearing clothing from the likes of a Disney Store or Walmart. Caution: Swidgers are dangerous and full of "store rage".

Look at that woman over there letting her kid run around the store. She is such a swidger.

swidger by Corobbie May 22, 2007

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sqwige

A pinch of dip or smokeless tobacco.

I threw a sqwige in my lip while watching the game.

sqwige by james dilfow September 29, 2009

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swidgent

Something good. Cool, exciting, miraculous.

Swidgent, I am gonna get that raise. Looks like its gonna be a swidgent situation.

swidgent by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits December 25, 2007

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Squidge Mark

A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.

Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.

Squidge Mark by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

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