swidger 

A low socio-economic mother who allows her children to wreck shoe stores and complains that other children made her kid cry. She is typically overweight, and takes no responsibility for her children's actions. She may be caught wearing clothing from the likes of a Disney Store or Walmart. Caution: Swidgers are dangerous and full of "store rage".

Look at that woman over there letting her kid run around the store. She is such a swidger.

swidger by Corobbie May 22, 2007

The Whistle Swinger 

A sexual act in which the female participant, wearing nothing but a whistle around her neck, gyrates her body such that the whistle swings in a circular motion during sexual intercourse.

That radio host from the town of August performed the whistle swinger using the whistle found on headmistress Umber's desk.

The Whistle Swinger by TheJesseCox June 3, 2020

whistle swinger 

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth.

Damn! Who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

whistle swinger by nekokay June 2, 2020

The Whistle Swinger 

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host.

"Damn! I never thought this show would lead to us doing the whistle swinger!"

The Whistle Swinger by Lofty888 June 3, 2020

swingers ad 

Now mostly replaced by Internet bulletin boards and sites like Craig's List, these ads were placed in swingers magazines to publicize that men and/or their wives or significant others were available for sex with other couples or individuals. The ads, which were often accompanied by pornographic and near-pornographic photos of the female showing all but her face, usually described the physical attributes of the female and laid down the conditions under which such couplings were desirable.

When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:

Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife

Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.

swingers ad by July41944 August 3, 2009

A Big Dick Swinger 

A Cranism for a person who most often is right and thus quite successful in their field

He's a Big Dick Swinger

A Big Dick Swinger by momomomco September 16, 2019

Chicken Swinger 

1) A pejorative term for a Jew referring to the killing of chickens as part of an atonement ritual practiced by orthodox Jews on the eve of Yom Kippur known as kapparot;

2) An orthodox Jew (in particular).

Even among major media, serious discussion about peace in the Middle East is inevitably preempted by the intrusion of a walleyed chicken swinger ranting about Israel's "right to exist."

Chicken Swinger by JebediahSpringfield88 January 12, 2023