sqwige

A pinch of dip or smokeless tobacco.

I threw a sqwige in my lip while watching the game.

by james dilfow September 29, 2009

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Lead guitarist of Dethklok from Sweden, the world's tallest guitarist, and the fastest guitarist alive, though he can't read music. He claims this is because he has 'music dyslexia.' He has a strong Swedish accent, putting "s"'s at the end of many words he says. Skwisgaar, not having a father, was raised by his mother Serveta Skwigelf, Miss Sweden of 1956. Skwisgaar's frustration at his mother's sexual promiscuity is expressed through extremely fast guitar fingering. He is seen practicing his guitar almost constantly everywhere he goes. It is a possibility that he is ambidextrous. He seems to dislike the Danish but confuses them with the Dutch. Skwisgaar seems to be the most sexually active member of the band. Skwisgaar also seems to hold little importance on the physical appearance of sexual partners, as he has been seen propositioning an elderly grandmother for sex as well as sleeping with a very obese woman. This is possibly because his mother was extremely sexually promiscuous. He has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangagar Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog Mug Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed to name a few. Skwisgaar also refers to things he hates as dildos. His hands are apparently insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is taller than a tree.

by Nick Sbarbati October 16, 2006

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome

When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch

"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"

*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*

"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."

by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007

Mr. Swigert

A stupid ass who will never tell you to shut up. He is 70 and still watches porn.

Fuck you Mr. Swigert, you watch porn.

by MiniFalcon July 22, 2017

squige

a creamy yet explosive dump blasted onto the floor

yo rae'eesha come take a look at this enormous squige i unleashed onto tyrones pillow!

by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008

Sqwidge

To Hug or squeeze somthing tightly with lots of love or affection.

I love you, you know...

I love you to, come here and gimme a Sqwidge :)

by Kcriton September 21, 2006

Mr. Swigert

A fat ass daddy who stuck his saggy foreskin up my pp hole

"Mr. Swigert is one fat ass daddy"
"oh yeah"

by mr.swiggycaneatme May 5, 2019