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Noun. Hybrid vocal emission resembling both squeaking and moaning.

"Angela squoans after she yawns. Boy, is she hot."

squoan by Chris sucks September 10, 2005

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Squoan

(v) To squeal and moan at the same time. Can also squeak.

I told her I'd have a threesome with her and Katy Perry - the fangirl in her squoaned. It was both adorable and arousing at the same time.

Squoan by Urban Philosoraptor September 27, 2010

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Related Words

squoan • squanch • squank • squanto • Squant • squanching • squan • squanky! • squang • squangle

squandery

Squandery is a major waste of resources such as time or money.

The purchasing department has led a total squandery of company money.

squandery by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2020

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Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

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Squanching

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

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squantified

Adjective

(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)

To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of squantify

Origin

Derivative of squantify

Carl squantified our household finances and now we can afford to go on holiday every year

squantified by The Squanto September 2, 2019

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squean

The plural of "squirrel".

Look at all those squean over there!

squean by Stein420 January 18, 2017

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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