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Squishel

A squishel is a bushel (35 liters) of Sea Squirts, a type of sessile potatoe-shaped organism that lives near the shore and on the ocean depths.
How many Sea Squirts you got there?
A squishel!
by benjaminbailey October 22, 2010
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squished up

A polite way of calling someone fat.
Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.
by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016
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Squished ham

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....
I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.
by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018
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Squishee

I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008
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squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.
I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.
by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006
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Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )
I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.
by dark sunshine March 8, 2009
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Dream Squisher

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others
I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!
by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011
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