Squishel 

A squishel is a bushel (35 liters) of Sea Squirts, a type of sessile potatoe-shaped organism that lives near the shore and on the ocean depths.

How many Sea Squirts you got there?
A squishel!

Squishel by benjaminbailey October 22, 2010

squished up 

A polite way of calling someone fat.

Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.

squished up by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016

Squished ham 

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

Squished ham by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018

Squishee

The Slurpee of The Simpsons

I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee

Squishee by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

squished tadpole by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

Squished Lizard 

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

Squished Lizard by dark sunshine March 8, 2009

Dream Squisher 

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others

I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!

Dream Squisher by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011