Squirts

Flaming Diarrhea. squirts are basicly the worst experience you can can endure. Marcella usually gets the squirts from eating fish.

Marcella was really constipated at the sleepover, Until she ate Jessica's mom's fish. She slept on the toilet! you could hear the crap splash in the bowl! SQUIRTS!

by Jessicrap June 22, 2007

Squirts

When one has had to much liquid and to little food.

I had the squirts last night.

by It mom January 26, 2020

squirts, the

Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.

"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004

Squirts and tinkles

Shits and giggles

Try it this way. "For squirts and tinkles"

by ol'ar February 17, 2010

squirts like a grapefruit

when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.

Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.

by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012

squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.

Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs

by ohsorrey February 19, 2017

bean water squirts

Another name for a coffee enema

Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018