Squirt Off

The girl's version of jacking off.

Fingering yourself,humping a pillow, using a vibrator, rubbing your clit are ways to Squirt Off.

by Snapbacks are hawt September 19, 2011

Squirt off

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.

Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.

by violentvenom08 August 03, 2023

Squirt one off

Squirting off a load, the completion point of masturbation

After watching a porno , Jon ducked into the bathroom to squirt one off.

by montyl January 21, 2010

Squirt one off in my ass

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.

Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!

by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017

Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!

Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.

by Steven Skibidoviç October 03, 2024